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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 02:06

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Moonraker

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Dr No

From Russia With Love

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